Category: ♥Bob♥

  • False alarm


    Hmmmm how should I start this post??

    Ok, the story goes like this…

    1 year ago…..

    One of my close friend’s bf proposed to her in Paris. The main point was that he proposed to her when the lights of Eiffel tower turned on, isn’t it romantic!!! I’ve always wanted to have this kind of moment in Paris because for me Paris is the perfect place for couples to get married, propose or even to celebrate an anniversary. I was so happy for her that I turned to JO and started telling him about this ROMANTIC LOVE STORY.

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  • Gin’s so called “Signature”

    OK, I was telling Gin (My twin ) that we are selling her car and Im getting a new car.

    She freaked out for a while and continued…

    Gin: KEEP MY CAR PLATE A!!!

    (This is what she says in the entire conversation)

    Bo: YES! We will keep it ok. We share the same birthday so your car plate is good for me too

    Gin: DONT SELL!

    BO: (ignored)

    Gin: You Know my signature right?

    I replied …

    WTF is tat?? It doesnt look like Gin, Gin yee, Or even Siow to me!

    Can you believe that she calls this as the ” boss’s” signature…looks like boss’s signature has to be messy and unrecognizable.

    Take note, all the bosses who read my blog.

  • Bob’s Moment 2

    I was looking thru my friend’s photo album in FB and saw some pictures of her son….

    Me: ” I cant imagine that if I’m a mother of a baby.It’s so weird.”

    Jo: “Yea I know. I cant imagine that you have baby too.”

    Me: “wtf, you think Im bad in taking care of baby izzit!” (damn dulan)

    Jo: ” It’s not that you don’t know how to take care of a baby, it’s just….. you’re too lazy.”

    Me: ” Where got!”

    Jo: ” You’re so lazy when it comes to letting your son out to pee and poo, do you think you will take care of ur baby?”

    Me:” wtf, blame the weather la. I’m lazy because it’s cold. I let him out during summer what… =C”

    Jo:”Yea right, you do know you have to change baby’s diapers when he/she pee and poo one right?”

    Me:” Well, I don’t have to let he/her out, right?!?… Everything is going to be indoor wat….. 0.0″

    Jo:” ……………….”

    Me:”OF COX I know I have to change their diaper! If not I can just let the baby pee or poo in the toilet… So I don’t have to clean him/her!”

    Jo: “……………………………………..”

    Me:” At least I’m saving trees….”

    Me:” ………………I’m saving trees by throwing my baby into the toilet!”

    wtf, damn smart O.0lll

    p/s: It's just for entertainment, of cox I know how to take care of babies.
  • Bob’s moment

    While we were having our once a week brunch at Crows Nest. My premium member, Chi Weng aka Bob2 asked us a question that I bet no one dared to ask or even mention about it.

    Bob2: Ehhh, I want to ask you guys something.. (turned his head to Jo with his serious expression)

    Jo: What????

    Bob2: hmm, I want to ask right… So if tea mixed with milk does it become coffee?

    Bob (Myself): wtf, Chi Weng!!! You are officially my member edi! OMG how can Tea turn into Coffee just by mixing it with milk?!!?

    Jon: You’re damn Bob lo… How can you ask this kind of stupid question?? Think before you ask la! If u’re wearing dress, does that mean u’re a girl?!?

    Jo: ==” I dont even want to answer … That’s what we called MILK TEA la!

    Bob: Welcome to Bob’s club! (shake hands)

    Bob2: No mah, my family don’t drink coffee or tea one! How I know, and the color …. This question has been in my mind since I was young lor. ( while showing his innocent face)

    Bob: Hahaha BOB la you~

    Well, I bet you guys know what’s the meaning of Bob. So obviously, he is my vice president of Bob’s club, Welcome Bob 2. I’m still looking for Bob 3,4 and 5.

    I believe soon they will appear

    =)

    p/s: I will continually write down all the Bob’s moments that happened on me or my vice president, stay tuned for more.